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[GaterGirl]

Världens sämsta låttexter har korats
Att skriva en bra låttext är en konst. Många känner sig kallade, men få lyckas.
Nu har BBC gjort en lista på de absolut värsta låttexterna genom tiderna.
BBC genomförde en omröstning på sin hemsida där läsarna fick kora världens sämsta texter.
Vinnare blev Des'ree med hennes hit "Life" från 1998. Textraden som fick läsarna att rysa var: ”I don't want to see a ghost, It's the sight that I fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast, Watch the evening news”.
Tvåa kom eurodiscodängan "Rhythm is a dancer" med Snap. Trea kom Razorlights "Somewhere else" som nådde en andraplats på de engelska topplistorna 2005. Låten är skriven av Johnny Borrell - numerna mest känd som Kirsten Dunsts pojkvän.

Hela listan:
1. Des'ree - Life
”I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast,
Watch the evening news.”

2. Snap - Rhythm Is A Dancer
”I'm as serious as cancer,
When I say Rhythm is a Dancer”.

3. Razorlight - Somewhere Else
”And I met a girl,
she asked me my name,
I told her what it was.”

4. ABC - That Was Then But This Is Now
”More Sacrifices than an Aztec priest,
Standing here straining at that leash,
All fall down,
Can't complain, mustn't grumble,
Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble”

5. U2 - Elevation
”I've got no self control,
Been living like a mole now,
Going down, excavation,
High and high in the sky,
You make me feel like I can fly,
So high,
Elevation”

6. Toto - Africa
”The wild dogs cry out in the night,
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company,
I know that I must do what's right,
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.”

7. Oasis - Champagne Supernova
”Slowly walking down the hall,
Faster than a cannonball,
Where were you when we were getting high?”

8. Duran Duran - Is There Something I Should Know?
”And firey demons all dance when you walk through that door,
Don't say you're easy on me you're about as easy as a nuclear war.”

9. Human League - The Lebanon
”Before he leaves the camp he stops,
He scans the world outside,
And where there used to be some shops,
Is where the snipers sometimes hide.”

10. Black Sabbath - War Pigs
”Generals gathered in their masses,
Just like witches at black masses.”

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[Georgia]

8. Duran Duran - Is There Something I Should Know?
”And firey demons all dance when you walk through that door,
Don't say you're easy on me you're about as easy as a nuclear war.”

Vinnaren (eller förloraren kanske ) förstår jag varför. Vilken hemsk text

[Mjolnir]

Får mig att tänka på raplåtar där de rimmar samma j*vla ord 6 eller fler rader i sträck.

De skulle kunna fylla hela listan med Black Eyed Peas-låtar. Bara välj och vraka.

[Marie Morot]

Två av mina hatobjekt:

Aha - Take on me - bara titeln får det att krypa i mig av obehag.

Emilia - Big big world - första versen/refrängen säger allt:

I'm a big big girl in a big big world
It's not a big big thing
If you leave me
But I do do feel
That I do do will
Miss you much, miss you much

Men argh!